Local police officers were tipped off by neighbors, who complained several times. Materials to cook meth, 20 grams of marijuana, various pill bottles, a sawed-off shotgun, $4143 in cash and 10.9 grams of heroin were found at the home, located in North Portland on Massachusetts Avenue.
Seven of the six adult (between the ages of 34 and 59) in the home were arrested on controlled substance charges, while one teenager was put into protective custody…
“They came out smiling, they were happy to see us, a lady brought a bucket full of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to us to tell us thank you. We felt like firefighters for a few minutes.”
You can read more about the dumbest criminals I’ve ever heard of HERE. (And no, that is not the real poster, just what I imagine it would look like)