In the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine Nick Minaj let the world know that men who try to blow her mind and say they’re the best at this moment in life with their super blazin’ wallets make her dungeon dragon sad.
Enough snarling Minajian song references, this is serious business. Nicki says:
“I may be smiling in their face, but my antenna is up…When they’re trying to show off their cash or their watch, it’s an immediate turn-off.”
Then she put her pink shoe in her mouth a little bit by spouting a little too much confidence, kind of like those same guys who flaunt their benjamins to her:
“I’m around millionaires and athletes every day who think, ‘All I need to do is get in a room with Nicki Minaj’ and they’re gonna leave with my number…You can’t run game on a rapper. I’m always 10 steps ahead of you.”
Okay, so no “accidentally” dropping your Audemars Piguet wrist piece in Nicki’s acre-wide butt shadow, going “oopsy, can you help me pick that up, it only cost half a million dollars.” What you CAN do is get yourself some manly lip injections and Asian nasal surgery.
She told the mag, “I do like a dope nose profile, one that’s straight on the side. And I like full lips. I’ve never kissed someone who didn’t have full lips.”