Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costumes Are Too Elaborate

I never thought I’d say this but, Heidi Klum, why can’t you be more like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? The model/captive seal keeper hosted her 13th Halloween party on Saturday in Las Vegas at Tao.

She entered the party on a gurney, wheeled in by two “doctors.” The fake doctor model guys lifted up a sheet to reveal Klum in a skintight body suit that was made to look like her skin was completely gone.

Plus, her hair was obscured by the suit, so she looked like a bald man with no teeth OR skin. Wanna know what Paris and Kim went as? Kim dressed like Poison Ivy and Paris went as She-Ra!

Heidi also gave the world a sneak peak of another costume she might done this year, a very realistic monkey suit. I kid you not.

Here’s what I figure, the average person deep down inside just wants to feel attractive and this is that one time they can dress crazy provocative and not have a Silence-Of-Lambs-Clarice-in jail-oyster-shooter-moment.

By oyster shooter moment, I mean that homeless men on the street won’t jack off in your face on Halloween, because they’re too confused. There are simply too many sluts.

Anyway, Heidi Klum is a supermodel so she feels too sexy all year. Halloween is her time to be ugly.

Let’s do a photo comparison. Do you prefer the boundary-crossing creativity of Heidi Klum or the simple yet more visually appealing outfits of two reality star heiresses?

What do you think?

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