After showing up to the Saint’s Row: The Third premiere a few weeks ago in L.A. with cavity-ridden teeth the color of what’d you find inside a campground Honey Bucket, we all wondered why Lindsay hadn’t paid to fix the damn things.
And guess what? She did fix them! She probably read my Lohan candy corn mouth article and realized that I was trying to tell her something.
She must have missed my other articles where I berated her for drinking like Tony Soprano and smoking more cigarettes than The Marlboro man, rest his soul.
In the picture she recently posted on her Twitter, her teeth are shining pearls (“zoom” is a type of tooth whitening) BUT in the background a cig and unidentified drink are quite visible.