In “Cherokee Rose,” episode four of The Walking Dead season two, we learn a very valuable lesson, exactly what not to do when there’s a zombie stuck in your well. And, since I encounter this dilemma nearly every day, I figured I’d write down the anti-instructions.
Step Two: Lower live specimen into well. Use human bait, preferably not an Asian, since they lack the desirable lard that zombies crave, though, on the plus side, they are nimble. Make sure to tie the rope to very unstable piping device.
Aren’t you glad you didn’t just shoot it in the head like your friend originally suggested?
…And there it is, five simple steps on NOT removing a zombie from a well, as told by AMC’s The Walking Dead. Tune in Sunday nights for more tips on what NOT to do during the future undead apocalypse.