It really wouldn’t be hard for a balloon to eat Selena Gomez, seeing as she’s tragically skinny, though we can blame that on her youth. If she still looks this malnourished when she’s 25, I’m calling the psych ward.
In case you were wondering, this is a clip from the teaser video for her new song “Hit The Lights.” I can already tell it’s not going to be as good as the “Love You Like A Love Song” or “Naturally” videos.
This is so not the thunder. I hope this teaser video trend ends soon, I’m not a patient person, despite what my Chinese proverb instructor attempted to beat into me with unripe bamboo sticks.