‘Accidental’ Tori Spelling Knockers Via Twitter (NSFW)

NORMALLY “accidental” Tweets of everything from impulsive anger to nudity to Ashton Kutcher opposing Penn State’s firing of Joe Paterno are welcomed but in this case, not so much.

Dean McDermott (no relation to Dylan McDermott) Tweeted a photo of his wife’s cans in a seemingly harmless series of pictures with/for their son Liam. The photos before this one were called “dough head” and “pot head,” starring a lonely and silly Dean, all cross-eyed and autistic. The third photo, “pin head,” is a close-up of Liam’s circular face.

Two (or four depending on how or what you’re counting) circular type shapes appeared in the background. Tori Spelling‘s sad sad milked-beyond-their-capacity udders. There she is, just laying there like an engorged sow. Somebody put it out of its misery.

No word yet on whether this was an actual mistake or a publicity stunt. I have a hard time believing that this is the photo they’d choose to incite some sort of positive Tori and Dean media frenzy.

Imagine the 90210 theme song playing while you glance at this picture. It makes the pain go away.

[At least Scarlett Johansson “knows her angles” and isn’t 38 going on 73. Geez [perpetual virgin] Donna, get it right]

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