Ho Motherfuckin’ Ho, Have A Very Snooki Christmas

The Home Shopping Network has done it again, along with their tacky collection of items “inspired by The Helpand “The Mariah Carey Collection,” you can buy Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D Christmas ornaments!

I advise against actually buying this stuff unless it’s for a white elephant party or any type of joke. Besides, you can’t anyway, because they’re sold out.

The ornaments were made available for purchase earlier in November as part of “A Very Snooki Holiday Gift Special,” which included perfume, sunglasses, handbags “Crocodilly” replicas and slippers. (Still no furry boots)

You can get all three for just under $25 dollars or individually, for $5.99. The craftsmanship is, below average at  best. Snooki looks like Esmerelda from Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Situation looks like bulky Jim Carrey and Pauly D, well, that might be accurate.


[Random fact: You can also buy Twilight ornaments from Etsy, Amazon and Ebay]

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