I always fear going to the orthodontist. Lately it’s because they seem to not know how to control their tiny power tools, either that or their hands are just too big, because they are constantly cutting my cheeks. By accident, mind you, this isn’t a Corbin Bernsen horror movie.
Today was different, I expected blood and gore and got Christmas music. On repeat. Oh and I heard a Kohl’s commercial, in between “White Christmas” and “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” for their new advertising campaign featuring Rebecca Black. Well a version of her viral hit “Friday.”
The lyrics to this semi-brilliant marketing scheme are, “It’s black friday black friday, gotta go to Kohl’s on Black Friday…Something that rhymes with Friday…Can’t get this darn song out of my head.” Honestly, I would have rather had my gums and cheeks bleed explosively, than hear this song.