Adele’s List Of Tour Bus Requirements Leaked

A document containing Adele’s exact requirements for her tour bus and dressing room was obtained by The Smoking Gun, revealing several interesting choices such as a request for strictly European beer and wine (“North American beer is NOT acceptable”) and no citrus fruits, presumably because they’d irritate her throat.

Odd since it says that “fresh berries” are okay, which are pretty acidic. Also, no tomatoes, vinegar, or chili, again, for the throat issues, but cigarettes, orange juice and chocolate are fine? Tsk tsk.

She also specifically wants non-organic honey and an assortment of chewing gum, plus a chicken salad sandwich.

Here’s what Adele asks for in her dressing room:

12x Small bottles still (non-carbonated) spring water (at room temperature)
1x Electric kettle for BOILING water
6x Large mugs for tea. All mugs should be new, washed and dried.
6x Metal teaspoons.
2x “Squeezy” bottles clear honey (not organic)
1x Bottle very best quality red wine (Italian, French or Spanish)
1x Assortment of chewing gum
1x Pack Marlboro Light plus 1x disponsable cigarette lighter
1x Small selection fresh fruit, to include bananas, apples, grapes, fresh berries NO CITRUS FRUIT!
1x Small plate of assorted freshly made, individually wrapped sandwiches, to include chicken salad. Sandwiches must NOT contain tomatoes, vinegar, chili or citrus fruit

And here’s what she desires for her tour bus:

24x small bottles (non-carbonated) mineral/spring water (at room temperature)
2x quart bottles San Pellegrino sparking/carbonated mineral water
2x Bottles very best quality red wine (Italian, French, Spanish or Australian)
12x selection of bottles best quality European lager beer. i.e. Becks, Stella Artois, Peroni etc. North American beer is NOT acceptable
1x litre cartons of fresh orange juice (not from concentrate) in carton(s) (chilled)
1x litre cartons of fresh apple juice (not from concentrate) in carton(s) (chilled)
1x selection of various “bite-size” chocolate bars (i.e. Twix, Aero, Milky Way, Mars etc.)
1x Quart fresh 2% milk
1x Box best quality organic muesli
6x Ceral bars (in individual wrappers)

4 thoughts on “Adele’s List Of Tour Bus Requirements Leaked

  1. Hate to break it to you, but it’s pretty typical, and hardly divalicious. She’s European, so she’s just asking not to have North American beers. When I, and plenty of my friends, go to a bar, we specifically ask for a particular brand or region. What’s wrong with that?

    It’s not like she can run off to a package store and pick up something on the run, now can she?

    And there are far worse demands out there.

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