Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Your Dead Grandmother

Lindsay’s had a tough week, first her nude Playboy pictures were leaked, then she lost her purse in Hawaii and the remaining $10 dollars of her career earnings were stolen from it. Then she missed her plane back to Los Angeles.

Oh AND she was supposed to go on Ellen, to debut her naked body, you know the one we’ve already seen in Machete and I Know Who Killed Me? But that was axed for obvious reasons.

Surprisingly, after all this turmoil, she managed to make it on time to court on December 14th and the judge was like, hey you’re doing an okay job. Actually she said “You’re doing well, I’d like to see it continue,” but whatever, I paraphrased. That isn’t even the issue, my problem is the way she looks in this outfit.

Pointy suede shoes, slacks pulled up to her ribcage and a cream-colored sweater that almost made it onto The Golden Girls but was rejected at the last minute because it aged Estelle Getty.

Her posture also makes me want to serenade her with the unplugged version of Nirvana’s “Pennyroyal Tea.” …I’m on warm milk and laxatives/Cherry-flavored antacids/Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea/Distill the life that’s inside of me.

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