Family Finds Slithering Surprise In Christmas Tree

 A family in North Carolina discovered a Voldemort-style surprise in their artificial Christmas tree after they removed it from the garage and set it up in their living room.

Casey Baine, 34, of Zebulon, caught her husband, Tony, on camera with the reptilian tree-dweller. A foot-long corn snake that their children immediately took to calling “tinsel.”

Mrs. Baine was not nearly as thrilled with the potential pet (which was not poisonous) saying “it was still uninvited and unwelcome in our home.”

So basically, some kids found a snake in a tree, it wasn’t dangerous, they handled and fell in love with it and then their mom made them put it in the woods, where it probably died. Asshole.

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