If you are a woman with minor hoop skills whose face and body does not resemble a penny that has been put on a train track, then I suggest you go to New York and try out for Dennis Rodman’s topless basketball team!
I always felt that this was what all women’s teams needed to do to increase ticket sales, but never had the guts to say it. Who needs knocker slings anyway right?
Actually, I lied, you can’t try out because the two teams consist of tall exotic dancers only, who are already employed at Rick’s Cabaret (DR has been a customer for over 30 years) and Headquarters Gentleman’s Club. But hey, at least it’s for charity.
Kelly Dwyer of Yahoo Sports seemed quite put off by the whole thing, especially because of Rodman’s statement: “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court.”
Dywer scoffed in his article, saying, “if you’re so desperate to see a topless woman that you’ll even take in a basketball game featuring 10 of them running up and down a court and (presumably) playing rather poorly, then it’s time to re-assess your life.”
Hey guy-with-a lady-sounding name, if Dennis Rodman wants to organize a team of half-naked strippers to play basketball with
each other, that’s his business, and how dare you insult his charitable efforts! This sounds like the most entertaining trainwreck sporting event ever.
Feminist smeninist. They’re already degrading themselves daily, why not put their nudity and lack of dribbling skills/knowledge of the game to good use. (Too bad it won’t even air on HBO)
[Random Fact: Originally, several topless Rick’s Cabaret teams had formed in various cities with the intent to profit on the lockout and cheer up NBA fans]