Justin Bieber’s Jesus Leg

One of Justin Bieber’s legs totally supports and loves Jesus. The other is an atheist antichrist heretic. I only say that because he just got a new tattoo of thorny crowned Jesus on his left calf.

If you are wondering about other inked parts of Lesbieban, he has the word “Jesus” tatted on his side in Hebrew (his dad has a matching one) and on his lower abdomen, a seagull.

Why the seagull, you ask? Where does it fit with this theme? It’s from a book that according to him, his whole family reads. “It’s like a seagull that wanted to be more than a seagull.” The book? Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach, a harmless novella with severely religious undertones.

“You’ve got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull.”

…A direct quote from the book. It’s funny because to teenage girls, Justin Bieber is “the Great Gull.”  Not knowing the importance or meaning of his tattoos and fame will only make it that much more satisfying when he’s booking Casinos in six years after being replaced by the next big thing. (Remember the Jonas Brothers? It’s over)

I just wish he’d gotten a slightly more creative tattoo. David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, Drew Barrymore and Katy Perry all have religious tattoos whether it’s the word “Jesus” a cross or a picture of the man himself. Why not a Tim Tebow as Jesus tattoo? Or Selena Gomez as Mary Magdalene?

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