Jessie J Scares The Crap Outta Me

I read an article of the most infuriating songs of 2011 that actually infuriated me, not because I was reminded of terrible music but because they placed Lana Del Rey’s “Video Games” in second. I wanted to comment that they wasted time with Lana when they could have been including Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” but I was too busy noticing how scary Jessie J’s face looked in the pic they posted.

She has a singing style similar to Katy Perry but looks like Elvira with shorter hair. Bubbly but dressed in black, with black lipstick and black-souled music. I did love that list for saying “Price Tag” was the most obnoxious song of 2011 because I have this overwhelming and slightly unexplainable fear of her.

I feel like she should have been one of the killers in The Strangers, but wouldn’t have needed a mask. A long, wide-angled shot of her standing behind Liv Tyler on the sofa and I would have walked out of the theater.

You’d see my point if you watched the new “Domino” video on mute, as I just did. She’s hiding under her arm cape and pretending to stab the camera with her bruja fingers.
And before you say it, I don’t hate her for being unattractive, I hate her for hiding behind sequins and most importantly, for making music that makes me wanna burn and beat any and all raven-haired women that stand in my way.

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