Snooki’s Monthly Twitter Summary Dec/Jan

If I had to pick one celebrity to stalk I’d pick Snooki without hesitation. If you’re going to talk about a famous person who involves their fans in their life, it doesn’t get much better than Nicole Polizzi. This month she reached four million Twitter followers, which is twice as many as her fellow Jersey Shore castmates who harbor about one or two million each.

Her charisma and public persona are the exact reason. She’s a person who uses Social media to her absolute advantage, and her fans love her in turn for constantly keeping them up to date on her every waking move.

Do I check her Twitter every day or even every week? No. But like every fascinated American teen to twenty-something, I watch Jersey Shore. I am also greatly amused by her feed and multiple daily posts, which I like to overload on all at once, every few months.

I might as well share my findings with you, whether you hate or love her (but why would “hatred” even figure?) you can’t ignore what she embodies. Fame. Celebrity. The velocity of which leaps in Kardashian and Hilton-like bounds.

Within the months of December and January so far, Nicole has divulged tons of completely inane and wonderfully-informative tidbits for her voyeuristic fans. As a figure of television herself who is constantly doing appearances, she still makes time to watch quite a lot of TV/movies herself.
The Bachelor, Dear John, Mob Wives, Hostel 2 (two different times) American Horror Story (made her cry, favorite character: Violet) American Dad, Elf, Family Guy, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Planet Earth (“Snow Leopards are beautiful”) and She’s Out Of My League were all brought up.
She mostly posts pictures of herself and her boyfriend Jionni, who she spent Christmas with and refers to as “pooper” and “baby love.” She’s a fan of Ivanka Trump and Selena Gomez and directly Tweeted or mentioned Kendra Wilkinson, Joan Rivers, Drita D’Avanzo, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, John Cena, Betty White and T-Pain.

She also got a fifth tattoo, is “beyond honored” by her Fashole of the Year award on Fashion Police, visited many cities for appearances such as Toronto, Orlando and Dallas and has a love affair with Siri and green tea lattes from Starbucks.

Recently, she went to the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) to promote her new headphones, SnookiSounds and she revealed that her weight lose can partially be attributed to the drug “Zantrex.” (“the one in the red bottle”)

What else can I say? Jionni is into fantasy football, and his yelling puts her off. If she had to pick theme music it’d be “Move Bitch” by Ludacris.

If she got married, there’d be “14 broads” = 14 bridesmaids. Aesthetically, she wears more zebra and leopard prints than actual African wildlife. Ohhhh and she had red hair installed!
                                                                 The End.

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