Sarah Michelle Gellar’s 2 year-old daughter literally picked out her Monique Lhuillier tie-dye gown.
“It’s funny – I didn’t try on that many dresses. They had them all lined up and I was working all week and my 2-year-old walked in, walked up this dress and said, ‘Mama, wear this!’
But Madonna really had no excuse with her cluttered chest flesh all stuffed into Reem Acra. And Salma Hayek? She looks like rustic Gucci Wonder Woman.
Jessica Biel sans Timberpuss and ring in Elie Saab granny couture. It hurts my heart to include Zooey Deschanel on a worst of anything list, but this looks like a black Prada gown that some rambunctious 5th grade class got ahold of for a crafts experiment.
Kelly Osbourne on this list is no surprise, she always manages to dress like the good witch of North Hollywood, this time in Zac Posen.
There’s Amanda Peet in the middle taking notes from Jessica Biel except this looks less like Betty White’s wedding dress and more like her curtains.
Maya Rudolph, that snakeskin dress doesn’t fit you right. Donatella would scold you.