Miley Cyrus celebrated her Thor-brother boyfriend’s b-day by jumping on top of a table at Club Icon in Los Angeles and licking an ebony penis cake.
Liam: It’s great, why don’t you JUMP ON THE TABLE AND PRETEND TO GIVE THE CAKE A BLOWJOB! Miley: SURE!
Actually there’s no way that that’s how it went down. I’m sure Miley didn’t need any help embarrassing herself at all. She does that so well, solo.
This is the second cake-related source of drama for Ms. Can’t Be Tamed. The first had to do with a Bob Marley dessert and her “suspected” stonerdom.
Here’s her new video “You’re Gonna Make Lonesome When You Go,” which is another attempt at a Stevie Nicks impression.