Miley Cyrus Is Still Bananas, Plus Other Phallus-Related Things!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her Thor-brother boyfriend’s b-day by jumping on top of a table at Club Icon in Los Angeles and licking an ebony penis cake.

Here’s how the event went. Miley: Hey ya’ll, everyone sing to Liam, he’s 22 today! Liam: Thanks babe, you’re the best, but what’s with this cake?” Miley: You don’t like it?

Liam: It’s great, why don’t you JUMP ON THE TABLE AND PRETEND TO GIVE THE CAKE A BLOWJOB! Miley: SURE!

Actually there’s no way that that’s how it went down. I’m sure Miley didn’t need any help embarrassing herself at all. She does that so well, solo.

This is the second cake-related source of drama for Ms. Can’t Be Tamed. The first had to do with a Bob Marley dessert and her “suspected” stonerdom.

Here’s her new video “You’re Gonna Make Lonesome When You Go,” which is another attempt at a Stevie Nicks impression.

 I’d rather watch a slideshow of cake-licking pictures. Aren’t there special fetish websites for that sort of thing? Way to instigate freaks, Miley! I curse the day Billy Ray impregnated his sister and conceived her.

[Here are some uncensored penile-frosting tongue pictures, for all the cake-wankers, whatever the opposite of jophaboia is]