Rihanna And Chris Brown Release Dueling Remixes

Chris Brown is on a Rihanna song (the “Birthday Cake” remix) and Rihanna is on a Chris Brown track (“Turn Up The Music” remix) both of which were released yesterday.

Brown encouraged people to buy his music on Twitter and wrote things like “Number one trend! IM DONE” and “Just so teambreezy knows… I’m never ‘ANGRY’ when I speak my mind on twitter! They want me to be mad! Thats the difference! Love.” 

Rihanna didn’t mention it on hers, only mentioning London being cold and that she “thoroughly enjoyed” the Brit Awards. (She won for International Female Solo Artist)

I’m a huge Rihanna fan (terrible self-esteem and all) but I deleted “Birthday Cake” and “Cockiness (Love It)” right after I downloaded Talk That Talk. 

I still can’t believe they were photographed snuggling at her 24th birthday party. At least she remixed a terrible song and put Chris Brown on it, instead of a good one.

That way I don’t have to EVER hear him singing “Girl, I wanna fuck you right now. Been a long time, I been missin’ your body” and her singing “I know you wanna bite this” + “if you still wanna kiss it, come and get it.” [What exactly are restraining orders good for these days? I almost think the fact that it’s illicit and forbidden is encouraging them]