And by spread, I mean she has a penis, or a bulge caused by an improperly designed Cleto Reyes groin and abdominal protector.
Enlarged clitoris or not, this shoot brings back memories of a better time, when she still had baby fat and side bangs and the biggest butt in town.
Now she’s a three-time divorcee, on American Idol and Q’Viva with Marc Anthony plus dancing on Fiats with her legs in the air.
I’m starting a bring-andro-J-Lo-back petition. Maybe there’s hope hidden in these photos?
The article says she handpicked that sports-codpiece that looks like she’s stuck in a child’s swing. “She preferred the men’s style. ‘I thought it was more graphic,’ she says simply.”