Snooki Is Pregnant And Engaged FOR SURE

The Chilean volcano is pregnant with a little Snookerita! Us Weekly has confirmed the story in their latest issue.

Twenty four year-old Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is around four months pregnant and engaged to the baby daddy, boyfriend of one and a half years, Jionni LaValle.

“I have different priorities now,” Snooki tells the mag,“I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.”

She found out right after New Years and admits to being concerned because she was pounding a giant wheelbarrow full of booze at the time. Her first thought:

“Shit, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” 

Jionni LaValle is 5’3″ and Nicole is 4’9.” Some suggest that a person’s height can be determined by adding the height of both parents and dividing it by two. By those standards, their child will be 5’1.” Not bad.

2 thoughts on “Snooki Is Pregnant And Engaged FOR SURE

  1. You know Snooki will capitalize on every single minute of her pregnancy. Don’t think that front cover came for free. I’m glad she’s sober at least for the next several months. But honestly the Jersey shore people I am tired of them. Their 15 minutes of fame are up.

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