MTV Buckles Down For Sober Situation And Mother Snookeresa

Jersey Shore fans, get ready for some news to quake your kooka. All you spray-tan loving, stupidity voyeurism-addiction-having motherfuckers better prepare for some new cast members as the show ‘transitions into a new generation.’

According to TMZ, MTV network executives are searching for fresh talent to incorporate into seasons six and seven. The production company behind the runaway exploitative hit, 495, look to limit The Situation and Snooki’s roles in light of their recent life changes.

Mike Sorrentino will likely be sober or at least keeping a TV facade of sobriety while Snooki prepares to breastfeed pour White Russians directly into her baby’s mouth. (Speculation)

3 thoughts on “MTV Buckles Down For Sober Situation And Mother Snookeresa

  1. I really dislike how MTV facilitates alcoholism for sensationalism and ratings for their television programs. I don’t even watch MTV for anything anymore. And I was there when they first showed the very first Road rules and real world. But then things went south. And it all became about sex and booze.

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