If I was a little bit more, afraid, and a little bit more mobster-y I’d order a bulletproof polo. And such a thing does exist at FreshPolos.com. For $3,475 you can purchase a shirt that will save your life if you happen to be stabbed and/or shot with handguns and uzis.
You no longer have to worry about outwardly looking like you are wearing bulletproof anything or being sprayed with gunfire on the way to the grocery store! Woohoo.
The polos, which are endorsed by everyone from Steven Seagal to King Abdullah of Jordan, come in four basic colors and three protection levels.
This article of “high-security fashion” and its removable anti-ballistic panels are designed by Columbian mogul Miguel Caballero, whose website also offers an “extreme jacket,” raincoats, and women’s clothing.