This morning (3:00 a.m. exactly) was eventful for Amanda Bynes. In an unfortunate turn of events, the What I Like About You star sideswiped a police car, was pulled over and arrested for failing a sobriety test.
As you can see, her pink-haired mugshot arrives just in time for resurrection-of-Jesus-day.
Speaking of that, I was playing Draw Something last week with some random boy and when the word “easter” came up he draw three graves complete with morbid crosses and the words “He is risen” instead of a nice bunny.
Come on kid, Easter is like Halloween but without all the skeletons. It’s about chocolate and boiled eggs, not Jesus. And if the right letters had been there I would have guessed “dracula” for that drawing. WTH.
Back to Amanda Bynes – she is no longer in jail. At 10:30 a.m. someone coughed up the $5,000 and she was released upon the world. SHE HAS RISEN, and stuff. Now she can go back to posing for Maxim and being “retired.”