Urban Outfitters has come under fire by a group that would be completely irrelevant if we (me included) could stop helping them enter the spotlight.
I’m talking about One Million Moms, who have in the past rallied over use of the word “bitch” in the ABC show reviewed below, “pornography” in The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Ellen DeGeneres appearing in JC Penney ads.
Lately they’re upset over two women kissing in the latest Urban Outfitters catalog. A message on their websites reads:
“WARNING! The April 2012 catalog from Urban Outfitters has begun arriving in home mailboxes the last couple of days. On page two of this catalog is a picture of two women kissing in a face holding embrace!
Before your child has a chance to read the newest Urban Outfitters catalog call to unsubscribe from their mailing list at 1-800-282-2200, and then throw it away. “
A FACE EMBRACE!!! Abomination. How dare Urban Outfitters teach our children about lesbianism. If not for their stupid bohemian hipster asses, kids would never ever find out that gay people exist.