Lorne Michaels is not happy with Rihanna.
The singer missed her dress rehearsal due to an undisclosed illness that wasn’t serious enough to keep her from singing live or ‘eating an apple and walking around in between songs.’
I’m almost relieved to hear she was sick, while Rihanna may be known for off-an-on performances, she seemed to be channeling Britney Spears circa 2007 MTV Video Music Awards on Saturday.
The image of new cast member Kate McKinnon portraying Helga Handler with her legs spread, dipping a fish in a martini glass and talking about ecstasy and doggystyle sex with “Eliasson Mannerheim” cannot be missed.
The same can be said for the blonde “Khlardashians.”