Lisa Marie Presley has requested that a personal letter to her from Michael Jackson (the two were married from 1994 to 1996) be pulled from one of Julien’s Auctions, who is also handling the sale of her father, Elvis’ crypt in late June.
The letter, written on yellow legal pad, is very unusual. It has a drawing of a square with an arrow pointing to it with the words “Smell here.” The rest of the note reads:
“Lisa I truly need this rest, I haven’t slept litterally in 4 days now. I need to be away from phones and Business people. I must take care of my health first. Im’ crazy for you,” then signs off “Love, Turd.”
The item was expected to bring in over a thousand dollars but the auction house complied with Presley’s wishes, telling TMZ, “We wanted to honor the request and continue our good relationship with Ms. Presley.”
What on earth could have been rubbed on that paper that Lisa Marie was instructed to smell? Cologne? Jesus juice? Success?
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