The Best Stills From ‘Piranha 3DD’ (NSFW)

Despite receiving horrendous reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and making $182,237 in its first weekend in North America and being beat by Salmon Fishing In The Yemen in the UK, Piranha 3DD is pretty entertaining.

I don’t see how fans of Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D could hate its sequel.

It has twice the nudity, Ving Rhames with shotguns for legs, David Hasselhoff reprising his role as a lifeguard, Christopher Lloyd using YouTube, and flesh-eating fish in manmade drainage pipes.

Yes, the piranhas end up in a new local lake that is miles away from the original massacre location and an adult waterpark called “The Big Wet,” co-owned by Danielle Panabaker and famed character actor David Koechner.

The scene that looks (and succeeds) to trump the underwater penis moment from the 2010 original comes when 30 Rock‘s Katrina Bowden is implanted with a fish. She begs a guy to have sex with her, and the piranha comes out of her and bites his dick off.

Situation remedied. Here are some stills from the movie.

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