Abbie Cornish Is Charlize Theron, Sometimes

I have a confession. I watched Madonna’s W.E. and liked it. My friend forced me to, insisting that it was really good (he also got me to like John Carter). After hearing that it was a steaming pile of zoo waste, I was surprised to actually enjoy it.

I paid attention, quite a rarity. I also found myself thinking ‘Wow, I didn’t know Charlize Theron was in this.’ Then in true crazy person form I corrected myself, knowing all along that it was Stop-Loss’ Abbie Cornish.

You know her, she’s the one who [allegedly] ruined Ryan Phillippe’s marriage. I wanted to be all #TeamReese #KillCornish or whatever but I actually like her and think she’s a decent actress.

And, there are a few facial similarities to one of my actual favorite movie stars, Charlize.

One thought on “Abbie Cornish Is Charlize Theron, Sometimes

  1. OMg whenever I think of her name I think of my friend Besty, she stuck a cornesh hen in her cooch at summer camp like 6 years ago, then she could not get it out without lube it was gross.

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