Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.
I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.
Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:
“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.” -Howard Stern
“Most embarrassing, cringe-worthy, desperate moment in the history of music?” -Piers Morgan
“Madonna flashes nipple at concert in Instanbul. If I wanna see a tired, old boob, I’ll go to the Imus Ranch!” -Lisa Lampanelli
“I can only dream of living in a world where Madonna can show her nipple and I never have to read about it.” -Albert Brooks
“Reading Twitter this am and there r all these tweets about Madonna and her nipple flash. And we are shocked because…?” What I’m saying is. Its not like Sarah Palin had a nip slip, its Madonna.”
“Just jerked off to that video of Madonna showing her bicep.” -Jason Biggs
“Hey Madonna, your nipple called to remind you that it’s not 1986” – Chelsea Handler
Didn’t Madonna call M.I.A.’s middle finger at the Superbowl “a teenager” and “irrelevant” thing to do? Yet somehow grandma boob is relevant and mentally mature?
Here’s a fascinating quote from five months ago… “You don’t have to show nipples to be interesting. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re cutting edge if you do, right?” -MADONNA