Kali Ma! Translation: Pass The Heart Cake, Please

UK baker Lily Vanilli has perfected a medically-realistic heart-shaped cake. It is made of red velvet sponge cake topped with raspberry and blackcurrant sauce and will have you running up to strangers chanting with your fist open in no time…

I shouldn’t admit this, but I have a bizarre affinity for sequels that nobody else likes. Return Of The Jedi is my favorite Star Wars movie, I don’t mind David Fincher’s Alien 3, and I LOVE Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom. 
This reminded me that I should watch it again, and every year, maybe twice. Once on Valentine’s Day then Halloween because it’s like a personal memo reminding me to enslave children and make them mine valuable minerals for me.

The confection, lovingly dubbed the “Bleeding Hearts” cake, was featured in the music video “Carnal Love” by Ash. Check it out…

 Kali Ma Shakti de! Rihanna’s “Birthday Cake” was never put to a better use.

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