Don’t Look At This If Nipples Offend You

There are over four thousand species of mammals in the world and they all have one thing in common: nipples.

Lady Gaga is no exception, and she wants to make it known with this Christian Grey-approved ensemble that she wore out in Beverly Hills to dinner on Tuesday night.

You know you’re talking about a really unashamed person when you can’t remember how many times you’ve seen their areolas.

If this is your first time and you don’t believe that she’s shown them off before, here you go. Japanese Vogue, motherfucker.

Can you imagine being friends with her? Like, trying to tell her to tone it down… 

“Thanks for coming to my wedding, but maybe you could have left your piano at home, we already hired somebody for that. NO, DON’T EAT THE GRASS! Oh my god, part of your dress fell into my champagne, I’m going to get E. coli! Go home!”

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