‘Pretty Little Liars’ May Or May Not Be My New Favorite Show

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’ (Orgazmo quote, look it up) but I am really addicted to Pretty Little Liars.

It just kind of happened. One day I’m making fun of the promos, the next I’m gobbling up several back episodes a night on Netflix. It’s about these girls who were friends with this really awful chick named Alison who died. Nobody knows exactly how she died or who killed her. Oh, and they get these text messages from a mysterious person named “A.”

In honor of Aria, Spencer, Emily and Hanna plus “Texts from Hillary,” I’ve made some sarcastic texts from “A” memes. Bear with me. I was bored.

[You know, cause Lucy Hale died in that? Here’s a clip of her scene.]

[It’s true, Troian Bellisario/Spencer was voted second favorite of the four girls by the fans.]

Anyone who used to think I had good taste in TV, please pretend one of the contributing writers posted this, or made me post it. Yes, that’s what happened. I would never condone the viewing of a show that airs on ABC family.

[Rob Lowe’s brother, Chad Lowe, or “Dad Lowe” as I like to call him, on PLL. “The ugly one” works too.]