Kim Kardashian in a bikini. I knew it was inevitable that’d she’d someday show us what she was hiding under the nun’s habit and the turtlenecks. I was expecting her to have werewolf thigh fur or a third baby leg jutting out from her hip.
Seriously though, I’m not sure why I’m posting this except to tell you that it’s an unphotoshopped picture of Kim (she posted it to Instagram on Wednesday) and that kind of thing can be fascinating…
But only to perverts and professional photographers, or perverted photographers, which exist in droves.
I met a girl who went to school with one of the founders of Instagram. I asked her if she wanted to kill herself after hearing that he was a millionaire. She said yes, without hesitation.