The second most successful Canadian musician of today just bought a $7.7 million dollar (oddly Dutch-looking) mansion complete with a grotto, library, home theater, tennis court, and gigantic wine cellar.
Yes, Drake aka Aubrey Graham aka Jimmy cripple Brooks is living the life of a miniature, more rustic Hugh Hefner. The one thing that’s missing from this absolutely redonkulous house is a boxing ring.
I know you’ve all been waiting for a Chris Brown rematch, but we all know who would win that fight… The guy who was born in Virginia to a drunken father with a wayward backhand, of course.
But, Brown is newly single (somebody put an electric collar on Rihanna), so maybe his Helen Keller-strength is depleted.
How about Justin Bieber, Pitbull and Chris Brown against Lil’ Wayne, Nicki Minaj and Drake? That’s a celebrity deathmatch I’d pay to see.