Someone’s Been Hasslin’ the Hoff

Things have been heavy around here the past few days, and rightfully so. Life sometimes hits you like a ton of bricks and beats you bloodier than Rocky Balboa at the end of his eponymous first movie. We’ve all been affected in some way by the brutal shooting in Colorado. Some, obviously, more than others. We all will have to find our own ways to deal with this tragedy.

Well, with that said, let’s lighten things up a bit, shall we?

Apparently, hundreds of cardboard cutouts of David Hasselhoff have been stolen from the New England area. Yeah, I don’t get it either. The Hoff has lent his image to Cumberland Farms to sell iced coffee. I guess cold caffeine and wrinkled, leathery skin go hand-in-hand.

But that’s not the weirdest part. All marketing sense aside, people have literally stolen hundreds of these life-sized cutouts. Others have actually made offers to purchase the damn things.
What is wrong with the world? Baywatch went off the air years ago. The last interesting thing David Hasselhoff did was drunkenly eat a cheeseburger on Youtube. This isn’t Germany. David Hasselhoff should be selling women’s shoes, not hocking iced coffee.

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