Aquatic nuclear devices flew out of Michael Phelps‘ eyes after he lost to his American teammate Ryan Lochte in the 400 meter individual medley earlier today…
It might be time for King Triton to put his flippers in the storage shed and give up the game.
I’m thinking he should become a lifeguard at the local public pool back in Maryland or maybe get into the glass blowing business, keep Miley and her friends from running out of “tobacco” smoking devices.
Selling his medals on Pawn Stars would also be beneficial, but only to viewers. I’d like to see what Rick has to say about them.
“These things will be taking up real estate in my shop for several months. I’ll give you $200 for each.”