The Most Beautiful Olympic Athletes Of The Year

The Dutch field hockey team at the 2012 Olympics have been unofficially named the most beautiful team in London and they’re actually good! They won a gold medal in 2008’s Beijing games and a silver in 2004 (with different players, of course).

I’m going to add more unofficially beautiful Olympians to this list but just know that I’m still bitter that Nastia Liukin isn’t there. Not because she’s “beautiful” but because I like to yell “NASTIA” out the window at the top of my lungs and it makes less sense now. 
Here’s the dynamic women’s beach volleyball duo of Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor, gold medalist Ryan Lochte, and Maria Shapova, who beat Shahar Peer in an indoor match on Sunday.
Soccer star Hope Solo (famous for watering the lawn in her birthday suit in the 2011 ESPN Body Issue), wrestler Jordan Burroughs and 29-year-old virgin Lolo Jones who recently got in trouble for tweeting:

“USA Men’s Archery lost the gold medal to Italy but that’s ok, we are Americans… When’s da Gun shooting competition?”
Decathlon specialist Trey Hardee, Sophie Polkamp of the famous Dutch field hockey team, and pensive gymnast Danell Leyva.
Soccer player Alex Morgan (number one most Googled thing on The Twist for two days straight) Aussie swimmer James Magnussen, and sprinter Allyson Felix.
German judo expert Romy Tarangul (once posed for Playboy), tennis junkie Ana Ivanovic, and hurdler Christina Vukicevic.
Italian boxer Clemete Russo, track and field’s David Oliver, and rower Giuseppe Lanzone.
Czech beach Barbies volleyball players Kolocová Kristýna and Sluková Markéta.

6 thoughts on “The Most Beautiful Olympic Athletes Of The Year

  1. I want to make a bavarian cream danish with the Dutch team. They can make me their slave,
    I will shave all their pubic hair with my tongue.

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  2. Glad to know your articles are not pretentious and anyone larger then the norm is not pretty
    according to you. I’m a plus size woman and proud I would not change to be anyone of these females. Plus size woman are prettier and men prefer our curves.

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    1. @joannagreene88: Everyone’s definition of pretty is different…there are lists like this going around on several sites…many different names on each list (many of the same).

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