But, he was “created” strictly by his 18-year-old mother instead of a fat man with a Lance bAss fetish. Now he’s so “Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman…” Eighteen, and not caring that “As Long As You Love Me” is already the name of a Backstreet Boys song released three years after he was born.
Or maybe I should blame the four writers of this song, which is now a video starring Big Sean, the Biebs and Michael Madsen, formerly of Thelma & Louise + Kill Bill fame, now known for After Dark Horrorfest movies and SyFy originals.
Witness the heartfelt dialogue between a fallen veteran actor and a spoiled pop star who likens himself to Michael Jackson, managing to be almost as feminine and about half as talented…
Madsen: “Yeah sure you do, I know what type of guy you are. Once upon a time I used to be the same thing. You know what that means? …That means one day you’ll leave her for somebody else. That can’t happen.”
Bieber: “You don’t know us.”