Has anyone seen Death Note? It’s this anime show about a kid who gets a magic notebook. When he writes a name in the book, that person dies, but he has to have seen the person’s face in order for it to work.
John Mayer must have a similar book for women he wants to date. Jots down Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, and poof – they fall out of the sky into the sunroof of his car and are instantly in love with him.
The paparazzi have a longstanding relationship with celebrities in cars.
Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders were boning in a Mini-Cooper, Ashton Kutcher was photographed driving Mila Kunis to dinner last week, and now Katy Perry and John Mayer have been brought to light as a potential couple, in… you guessed it. A car.
The photo you’re looking at is of them leaving the famous luxury hotel Chateau Marmont. Does it mean they’re dating? Probably. And it also means that I just projectile vomited all over my laptop.