The original face of Scary Movie, Ana Faris, is not returning and while a release date is not confirmed, it is expected to hit theaters in early 2013.
Disney starlet Ashley Tisdale will appear as “Jody.”
So, recovering Charlie Sheen on set with never-recovered Lohan. I have an idea…
Film the filming of this movie. Turn it into a documentary or a special episode of Intervention or whatever, but that’s what we want to see. Not a finished product made with expired dairy products (Lindsay) and non-funny sobriety (Sheen).
I want to see the director “reasoning” with her after she’s fallen asleep in her trailer, late to set for the tenth time, drooling and surrounded by half-empty Nyquil bottles and headless bats.