Two Train Wrecks For The Price of One, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5’

Charlie Sheen, who played Tom Logan in Scary Movie 3 and died in Scary Movie 4, has signed on for a fifth installment along with keg-of-full-blown-crazy Lindsay Lohan.

The original face of Scary Movie, Ana Faris, is not returning and while a release date is not confirmed, it is expected to hit theaters in early 2013.

Disney starlet Ashley Tisdale will appear as “Jody.”

So, recovering Charlie Sheen on set with never-recovered Lohan. I have an idea… 

Film the filming of this movie. Turn it into a documentary or a special episode of Intervention or whatever, but that’s what we want to see. Not a finished product made with expired dairy products (Lindsay) and non-funny sobriety (Sheen).

I want to see the director “reasoning” with her after she’s fallen asleep in her trailer, late to set for the tenth time, drooling and surrounded by half-empty Nyquil bottles and headless bats.

What do you think?

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