Lindsay Lounges Around In A Swimsuit Reading O Magazine, Not At All Posing For Cameras

I would apologize for making fun of two different swimsuit-wearing celebrities with embarrassing bodies (that’s a show in the UK by the way, please check out the penis gallery) in one day, but I’m not sorry.

Lindsay Lohan and Rod Stewart are funny looking, and I’m 12 and feel the need to point and laugh. Also, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen this many groin freckles in my life.

It’s like a celestial map of a yet-to-be-discovered galaxy of ginger planets. 
Yahoo! went so far as to call Lindsay “low-key” and her white V-cut one piece “modest.”

She appeared to posing for the Hollywood paparazzi as she perused Oprah’s O magazine, but you know she was just using it as a notepad to write a comprehensive list of ways to be late to work and drink in public without the media noticing.

I’m just not optimistic enough to use “low-key” and “Lindsay Lohan” in the same sentence.

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