I would apologize for making fun of two different swimsuit-wearing celebrities with embarrassing bodies (that’s a show in the UK by the way, please check out the penis gallery) in one day, but I’m not sorry.
It’s like a celestial map of a yet-to-be-discovered galaxy of ginger planets.
Yahoo! went so far as to call Lindsay “low-key” and her white V-cut one piece “modest.”
She appeared to posing for the Hollywood paparazzi as she perused Oprah’s O magazine, but you know she was just using it as a notepad to write a comprehensive list of ways to be late to work and drink in public without the media noticing.
I’m just not optimistic enough to use “low-key” and “Lindsay Lohan” in the same sentence.