Here’s That Shirtless Paul Ryan Picture You Were Looking For…

I know you’ve been Googling “Paul Ryan shirtless” every single day since Mitt Romney named the relatively young Republican his running mate. I also know why, at least if you’re a democrat. Forbidden fruit.

You feel guilty that you find Paul Ryan kind of attractive because you know his debt-cutting spiel is unrealistic, possibly even bogus.

Also, representing the darker side of politics, he likely does not support anything you believe in – Planned Parenthood, abortion, health care, lower taxes, gay rights, etc.

Your heart is torn, and cannot help believing in the simplicity of charm and natural good looks, even if they belong to that horrible dog abuser’s choice for Vice President. 

In the words of the British dance band Does It Offend You, Yeah? “Being Bad Feels Pretty Good” and TMZ has what you’ve been waiting for. Shirtless Paul Ryan.
I’m sure you weren’t hoping to see him with a woman (his wife, Janna) or displaying sad chicken legs, but whatever. It’s all you get, for now.

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