Ms. Ciccone dedicated the song “Masterpiece” to her former friend at a concert in France on Tuesday night. She told the crowd,
“I know he’s a big fan of it. And I know he’s a big fan of mine. And you know? I forgive him. Gotta start somewhere.”
If you didn’t already know, dedicating the track that won Best Original Song at the Golden Globes over John’s Gnomeo and Juliet contribution to him is yet another not-so sly uppercut to the face of anyone who stands in her way.
Remember when she referred to Gaga’s “Born This Way” as “reductive?” She also told reporters at the Golden Globes that she hopes Elton “speaks” to her. “He’s known to get mad at me, [but] he’ll win another award. I don’t feel bad.”
I have an explanation for all of this…
- Elton John is gayer than a toy unicorn in a bathtub full of Skittles.
- 98% of gay men love Madonna.
- Elton John is a bitch.
- David Furnish is a bitch.
- Madonna is a bitch.