Lindsay Lohan is closing on seven entire years of train wreck fame. After her early appearances on SNL and performance in the movie Mean Girls, she entered into the territory of being famous not for her talents, but for her repeated mistakes.
To confirm that she’s in complete denial of this, the freckled queen of immoral behavior got a Billy Joel lyric tattoo with the words “Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life” scrolling across her side.
Maybe if she spent more time proving that she belongs in the industry and less on TELLING us, she wouldn’t be in the news so much for things like owing Chateau Marmont $46,350 for a two-month stay.
Lohan racked up the service bill during June and July, spending outrageous amounts on drinks, parking, cigarettes, laundry, TV, and food. She has been booted and banned from the luxurious hotel until she repairs her debt.