Hipsters are always complaining that Kim Kardashian, Snooki, and Paris Hilton are famous for doing nothing.
Being a strong advocate for the weak, I must say that Paris has proven herself a shrewd Diddy-style businesswoman, Kim owns and operates D-A-S-H boutique with her sisters, and Snooki is the most successful person from one of the highest-rated cable television shows of all time.
Then there’s Courtney Stodden, who is actually famous for no reason, unless you count marrying a 50-year-old actor (Lost/The Green Mile‘s Doug Hutchison) at age 16.
Despite looking like she’s a mere handful of years younger than Hutchison, Stodden recently turned 18 and has already received multiple offers to do porn.
It’s no surprise that the self-sexualized singer of “Don’t Put It On Me,” maker of slutty cat-mime videos, and writer of Tweets like “Only 2 more days until I get to blow eighteen … ummm … candles” is being asked to appear in a movie called “Happily Humping My Hubby.”
My advice is for her to DO IT RIGHT NOW, before she fades into obscurity. If the barrage of underwear pictures wasn’t enough, here’s proof that this is likely a lifelong dream of Courtney’s.
