Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-10-12]

President Barack Obama lifted off the ground by a hug. (Gawker)

Cobie Smulders (How I Met Your Mother) and Taran Killam (SNL) are married. (Us Weekly)

I can see ALL of your penisJon Hamm. (ohmyGAHH)

Peaches Geldof talks on the phone, drops baby onto the street. (Pajiba)

Millions of hermit crabs scuttling around a single beach. (io9)

Jessica Simpson causes media frenzy using only her body. (Jezebel)

Strip club visits keep it spicy for Katy Perry and John Mayer. (Evil Beet)

Nicki Minaj is glad the president understands her creativity. (Huffington Post)

Changing diapers is “beautiful,” says Beyonce. (People)

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