Three High-Profile Celebrity Judges And One Dawg Confirmed For ‘American Idol’

American Idol producers have sealed the deal with Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban, who will join Mariah Carey and Randy Jackson (who was rumored to not be returning) as judges.

The people behind this are EXTREMELY excited. Possibly more excited than longtime viewers.

Mike Darnell called the grouping “one of the most exciting judging panels around,” while Simon Fuller used the word “dynamic” to describe season 12. 

Whoa whoa whoa. Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj – good. Keith Urban and Randy Jackson – so boring.

I might have to start snorting heroin to ease the pain. Nicki Minaj already looks like she lost a fight with a gumball machine, imagine what addicts see when they look at her. I can’t wait.

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