Nicole Scherzinger Denies Kissing Chris Brown, Admits To Being His ‘Friend’

What is this, third grade? Nicole Scherzinger was photographed talking intimately with Chris Brown at Supperclub in L.A., so intimately that many assumed they were kissing.

And why would good-guy Chris Brown EVER be suspected of cheating on his current girlfriend Karrueche Tran when he’s only known for angelic deeds like beating Rihanna, and getting neck tattoos of beaten Rihanna?

Now, I really don’t think they were kissing, and neither does Nicole because her rep was like:

“There is absolutely no truth to the ridiculous story. The photos that have surfaced are old friends who were trying to talk at a very loud club…I guarantee there will be no photos of them kissing.”

With my glasses on, I can see that his mouth is actually near her ear (but maybe that’s how they get down, maybe he’s Mike Tyson and she’s Evander Holyfield).

I don’t honestly care that much what the hell they were doing, I just wonder why any woman would be seen fraternizing with a known woman-smasher, douchebag and arrogant fucktard and why that woman would admit via her rep, to being his friend.

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of me burning my Pussycat Dolls albums even though I don’t own any Pussycat Dolls albums.

Fine, it’s the sound of my trash bin emptying after I deleted the five songs I had. Swoosh.

P.S. If you like Chris Brown, we can’t be friends.

P.S.S. If you like Justin Bieber (who is friends with Chris Brown) I will also consider not being your friend. Unless you give me blueberries, or sour patch kids. Then we might be okay.

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