Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage

Justin Bieber kicked off his Believe tour in Glendale, Arizona on Saturday and stopped in the middle of “Out of Town Girl” to bend over and vomit. He ran off the stage but later returned and asked his devoted fans, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

No word on how many girls rushed the stage with glass jars, but I’ve heard that Bieber’s partially digested foodstuffs sell on eBay for a minimum bid of $10,000.

Justin, never one to miss an opportunity to post shirtless twink pictures on Twitter, wrote “Great show. Getting better for tomorrow’s show !!!! Love u.” 

He added “And …. Milk was a bad choice! Lol.” Oh, milk, how precious and predictable. 

There’s also video of him losing his lunch, which I highly enjoyed because of the “backing vocals.”

Best two YouTube user comments: “even he’s sick of his own music” and “The things teenage girls do, to keep themselves skinny…”

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